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textArray.values.push( new Array("Reason for leaving: "Would like to live near the sea.""));
textArray.values.push( new Array("Cover letter: "Semi-retired. Not enough challenge.""));
textArray.values.push( new Array("Reason for leaving: "Company was disorganized.""));
textArray.values.push( new Array("Reason for leaving: "One of the partners had sticky fingers.""));
textArray.values.push( new Array("References: "All inquiries will be invalid - the parting was harsh and unfriendly and remains so.""));
textArray.values.push( new Array("References: "Have excellent work references from ALL employers though dismissed from last two jobs because of independence and liberalism. (Had option of retaining my position if I'd modify my principles.)""));
textArray.values.push( new Array("Resume: "An ethical believer in the brotherhood of man.""));
textArray.values.push( new Array("Reason for leaving: "Too much work.""));
textArray.values.push( new Array("Cover letter: "Do not mind occasional overtime activity, but desire a 30-hour week.""));
textArray.values.push( new Array("Experience: "When you're the boss' son, you do everything.""));
textArray.values.push( new Array("Health status: "Wear eye glasses.""));
textArray.values.push( new Array("Cover letter: "My ambition is always to do my very best at whatever job I am called upon to do.""));
textArray.values.push( new Array("Reason for leaving: "Fired, fired, fired.""));
textArray.values.push( new Array("Reason for leaving: "Married my boss.""));
textArray.values.push( new Array("Hobbies and interests: "YMCA, golf, fishing, nature study, philosophy, tennis, astronomy, handyman, Indian Guides, Girl Scouts, Boy Scouts, church service work, swimming, water skiing, dancing, reading, camping, cycling, jogging, and meeting and being with people.""));
textArray.values.push( new Array("Cover letter: "I tend to be frank in my opinions, since I feel that management is a busy team and it has no justifiable time for continual complainers... The time thus spent could be utilized if for none other than relaxation - at least that doesn't consume the time of someone else.""));
textArray.values.push( new Array("Medical history: "Chicken pox,
measles, ringworm... ""));
textArray.values.push( new Array("Resume: "Trained musician, singer and public speaker. Also skilled in home repairs, remodeling, plumbing, electrical and carpentry.""));
textArray.values.push( new Array("Accomplishments: "Worked my way through college by organizing and playing in a jazz band. (Still my favorite outside interest, taking second place only to the enjoyment of living life with my wife and children.)""));
textArray.values.push( new Array("Objective: "Married a woman with six children and am looking for a position that will give me security and longevity.""));
textArray.values.push( new Array("Achievements: "Was captain of college football team for three years and judged 'best player.'""));
textArray.values.push( new Array("Personal: "I don't have any children, they're all adults.""));
textArray.values.push( new Array("Military: "No hero.""));
textArray.values.push( new Array("Cover letter: "The company is not appreciable with the new applications I keep applying.""));
textArray.values.push( new Array("Reason for leaving: "Disclosed information to the IRS agent that my boss wanted kept secret.""));
textArray.values.push( new Array("Height: "6 feet 34 inches.""));
textArray.values.push( new Array("Cover letter: "I would like my job to enable satisfaction of the following desires: quick and easy access to work from home; pleasant scenery and climate; congenial work environment; a good salary; a roomy house with a large playing space for children (prefer a big, roomy house with lots of land); a well-educated and cosmopolitan community in which to live.""));
textArray.values.push( new Array("Cover letter: "I am interested in Florida mostly. I would consider another area in the lower part of the United States. I definitely do not want North Carolina, Virginia or anywhere else north.""));
textArray.values.push( new Array("Personal: "Younger appearing than age.""));
textArray.values.push( new Array("Health: "Blood pressure, 110/70; cholesterol, 236 MGM""));
textArray.values.push( new Array("Personal: "I am looking forward to marriage - when the 'right one' comes along.""));
textArray.values.push( new Array("Temper: "Very moderate.""));
textArray.values.push( new Array("Personal: "Male; age 23; divorce pending.""));
textArray.values.push( new Array("Cover letter: "I am stubborn on matters of principle and major objectives.""));
textArray.values.push( new Array("Health: "Am naturopathic and very healthy.""));
textArray.values.push( new Array("Hobbies: "...electronic apparati, mechanical apparati; livestock and commercial breeding.""));
textArray.values.push( new Array("Personal: "Married, four young daughters; brown hair (graying fast).""));
textArray.values.push( new Array("Objective: "In addition to my heavy financial experience, I can fill - quite nicely - the position of chaplain, either as a part of my work or as the main position.""));
textArray.values.push( new Array("Cover letter: "A main dislike of mine is more or less a complete and very poor group of personnel within American industry today, who are completely out of touch with the times. Also, companies that do not have profit sharing plans.""));
textArray.values.push( new Array("Compensation requirements: "Completely satisfied with a steady, modest salary.""));
textArray.values.push( new Array("Resume: "Licenses Held: State of Utah Driver's License.""));
textArray.values.push( new Array("Education: "Attended America's finest and best college - Dartmouth. Returned to graduate and soak up the co-educational atmosphere from and of the University of South Carolina. Also attended Harvard School of Business - finest business school in the world.""));
textArray.values.push( new Array("Activities and awards: "Name appeared in the who's who in the Southwest.""));
textArray.values.push( new Array("Marital status: "Newly married to wife of distinction.""));
textArray.values.push( new Array("Personal: "Married and father of four lovely children.""));
textArray.values.push( new Array("Objective: "I have as yet to find a job which is really challenged my abilities and know-how.""));
textArray.values.push( new Array("Personal: "Married, one wife, no children.""));
textArray.values.push( new Array("Objective: "I have the aptitude and the desire to become an expert in magnetic file systems. I shall expend every calorie of energy and every possible resource to attain this objective.""));
textArray.values.push( new Array("Objective: "Perfect would be an organization beset with a variety of problems while simultaneously beginning to stir with the fever of acquisitions and diversification.""));
textArray.values.push( new Array("Cover letter: "I am impatient with quibbling over minor details.""));
textArray.values.push( new Array("Resume: "Height: 6'1"; Weight: Don't ask.""));
textArray.values.push( new Array("Personal: "Married - nine children. Well-acquainted with long hours and hard work.""));
textArray.values.push( new Array("Personal: "Married a licensed funeral director.""));
textArray.values.push( new Array("Cover letter: "Most of the time I have been one cog in a large department and I wish to avoid this in the future.""));
textArray.values.push( new Array("Marital responsibilities prevented extra curricular activities."));
textArray.values.push( new Array("Objective: "At 35 years of age, I want to be married with three children.""));
textArray.values.push( new Array("What I own: 1969 Ford and an RCA stereo."));
textArray.values.push( new Array("Attributes: "Strong sense of humor. Flair for taxation. Sense of the dramatic.""));
textArray.values.push( new Array("Personal habits: "An occasional pipe or cigar, about $100 worth of liquor per year ... mostly absorbed by guests.""));
textArray.values.push( new Array("Cover letter: "I dislike routine, ultra-conservative or defensive thinking, unnecessary jobs, inefficient systems and politicians.""));
textArray.values.push( new Array("Education: "Ph.d. - business administration; master plumber's license, state of Texas.""));
textArray.values.push( new Array("Personal: "Health excellent and vigorous. Star athlete and class 'B' golfer.""));
textArray.values.push( new Array("Hobbies: "I enjoy tinkering, I can type, weld, run machinery, cut timber, pitch hay and shear sheep.""));
textArray.values.push( new Array("Personal: "Married 1969 Chevrolet.""));
textArray.values.push( new Array("Hobbies and interests: "I like groundhog hunting and ballroom dancing.""));
textArray.values.push( new Array("Personal: "My lovely wife's name is Barbara.""));
textArray.values.push( new Array("Personal: "In describing myself as a person, may I say simply that I love. I love my wife ... I love my children ... I love people and constant interaction with them ... I love a challenge ... I love to use my mind ... And I love thoroughness and perfection in whatever it is that I attempt to do.""));
textArray.values.push( new Array("Personal: "Married; service completed.""));
textArray.values.push( new Array("Cover letter: "My employer must be willing to put someone into its organization who will step on toes and make many management people mad. However, they must be looking for someone who makes friends easily.""));
textArray.values.push( new Array("Cover letter: "I tend to be open for all constructive criticism, but I will not subjugate myself to listening to continuous gripes ... ""));
textArray.values.push( new Array("Personal: "Height, 6'2" weight 185; suntanned; blue eyes; gray hair and a sense of humor.""));
textArray.values.push( new Array("Personal: "Was a blood donor 13 times.""));
textArray.values.push( new Array("Cover letter: "If time permits you may find me on the nearest lake trying my luck at fishing.""));
textArray.values.push( new Array("Background: "Married; health excellent and vigorous; star athlete and class B golfer.""));
textArray.values.push( new Array("Education: "Degree not obtained due to failure of comprehensive exam.""));
textArray.values.push( new Array("Personal: "Hair: Brown/gray (intact)""));
textArray.values.push( new Array("Have trick knee. Impairs only hard labor such as playing basketball."));
textArray.values.push( new Array("State of health: "Excellent, I am never sick - even when nearly everyone around me is.""));
textArray.values.push( new Array("Hobbies: "I read science fiction, do a little sailing, cut stones, juggle and familiarize myself with some field that I know nothing about. My recent kick is vertebrate anthropology.""));
textArray.values.push( new Array("Abilities: "Painting with numbers. Fixing coin-operated machines.""));
textArray.values.push( new Array("Hobbies: "Bridge, chess, music, golf, golf and more golf.""));
textArray.values.push( new Array("Previous experience: "writer, author, move director, actor, numerologist, pedalianist.""));
textArray.values.push( new Array("Married with children; no house; no furniture."));
textArray.values.push( new Array("Personal: "Wife - immaculate; daughter - Mary Beth.""));
textArray.values.push( new Array("Cover letter: "As far as money is concerned, I would like to obtain as much as possible.""));
textArray.values.push( new Array("Cover letter: "No voluntary or involuntary bankruptcy proceedings have been filed against me.""));
textArray.values.push( new Array("Cover letter: "I want it completely understood that my objective is money.""));
textArray.values.push( new Array("Cover letter: "I am reasonably personable at 6'2" and 180 pounds.""));
textArray.values.push( new Array("Personal: "Am healthy and glamorous.""));
textArray.values.push( new Array("Activities: "Regular workouts. Will take on all ages in swimming, running or boxing.""));
textArray.values.push( new Array("Personal: "I enjoy a good game of chess, a good symphony and a good, dry martini.""));
textArray.values.push( new Array("Hobbies: "Writing poetry and collecting peculiar items.""));
textArray.values.push( new Array("Cover letter [for a financial planner position]: "Have four children: two girls, ages 16 and 13, and two boys, ages 10 and 7. (A strong testament to my planning skills!)""));
textArray.values.push( new Array("Certifications: "certified public accountant; notary republic" "));
textArray.values.push( new Array("The firm for which I currently work employs 20 odd people."));
textArray.values.push( new Array("My objectives are: to get my employer more than happy; get my wife and children happy; drive my convertible Cadillac in the sun; live the American way."));
textArray.values.push( new Array("I want a position with a company where there is absolutely no drinking."));
textArray.values.push( new Array("I prefer informality like wearing sport shirts and sandals for footwear in the summer. I prefer setting my own pace. When things get slack I like the right to walk out and get a haircut during working hours."));
textArray.values.push( new Array("I desire a position ... that affords top echelon contacts, cross-fertillization and diversity."));
textArray.values.push( new Array("In my last position, got nowhere as part of a 60-person herd. Consequently, I did not give the company my full effort and received no chance of advancement in return."));
textArray.values.push( new Array("Being in trouble with the law, I moved quite frequently."));
textArray.values.push( new Array("Reason for leaving: "Want to be facing Times Square so I can see the news.""));
textArray.values.push( new Array("My boss was rude, inconsiderate and unappreciative ... and his attitude and behavior are unbelievable."));
textArray.values.push( new Array("Have excellent work references from ALL employers though dismissed from last two jobs because of independence and liberalism."));
textArray.values.push( new Array("Education: "Graduated with a 'B' average for my four years, placing me second in my class. (However, it should be noted that there were only six students in my class.)""));
textArray.values.push( new Array("Activities: "Along with the project engineer, I worried a lot.""));
textArray.values.push( new Array("The company must be willing to put a new person into its organization who will step on toes and makes many management people mad. However, it must be looking for someone who makes friends easily."));
textArray.values.push( new Array("I have the aptitude and desire to become an expert in magnetic file systems. I shall expend every calorie of energy and every possible resource to attain this objective."));
textArray.values.push( new Array("My mother lives with me. She is 69 years old and can travel."));
textArray.values.push( new Array("My company's assets more than doubled under my five-year leadership. I resigned after making unauthorized loan to myself."));
textArray.values.push( new Array("At the age of 12 I began to hustle newspapers like many other great Americans had done. The only difference was that they became great."));
textArray.values.push( new Array("Qualifications: "I have an extensive and conservative Saville Row wardrobe, which will take me with dignity into any group. My home office and my El Dorado might be useful.""));
textArray.values.push( new Array("I develop ideas not beyond immediate comprehension (such as many of Leonardo da Vinci's in his lifetime). Rather, ideas so practical as to be immediately understandable, such as a better way to clean a toilet."));
textArray.values.push( new Array("Willing to relocate anywhere except Antarctica, countries of political unrest and New York City."));
textArray.values.push( new Array("Financial history: "Lawsuit pending.""));
textArray.values.push( new Array("Finest student and greatest orator to ever come out of local high school. Attended America's finest and best college and then went on to the best business school in the world."));
textArray.values.push( new Array("Usually, either through urgency or impatience, I have taken the first job available, and it just as regularly proved to be a dead end."));
textArray.values.push( new Array("Objective: "To move as soon as possible. A big evening here is a 'beer bust.' No one plays bridge, and we are bored stiff.""));
textArray.values.push( new Array("Reason for leaving: "Cotton prices fell, and so did some of their employees.""));
textArray.values.push( new Array("Subjects I dislike: ethics, physical science, the IRS."));
textArray.values.push( new Array("I do not smoke now. I quit when I was 10 years old, just 55 years ago."));
textArray.values.push( new Array("Reason for leaving: "Company failed. Lost everything and then some.""));
textArray.values.push( new Array("I was discharged because of the false belief that I was the instigator of a petition to a local restaurant, which stated our opinion of the food, service and policies."));
textArray.values.push( new Array("The following definition of public accounting is copied from a book; it serves to sum up the whole story of my career in a nutshell."));
textArray.values.push( new Array("Personal: "Married. Will accept single status.""));
textArray.values.push( new Array("Job duties: "My work encompassed profit and lost entrees.""));
textArray.values.push( new Array("Background: "Jack of all trades, master of none.""));
textArray.values.push( new Array("Cover letter: "Would like to become president of a large corporation through continued exposure to top management, study and hard work. At the same time I have a commercial pilot's license, and am presently studying for an instrument rating. This will enable me to rapidly move myself and others in all weather conditions.""));
textArray.values.push( new Array("Personal: "I would consider performing civic activities where all expenses were paid by the employer.""));
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